Ok, so, that fuckin' goofball Chloe talked me into starting one of these journals. So I'm starting by doing this stupid survey-thing she asked me to do.
1) Favorite hobby?
A tie between reading comic books and working out.
2) Have you ever done drugs?
Once or twice when I was like, 14. Just pot, but still. It's not for me, and it's one of the few things I get militant about.
3) What are your three favorite movies?
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Return of The Jedi
4) What possessions of yours could you never live without?
I've been dirt poor before. Because of that, I think the only thing I have that I couldn't bear to live without is the love of my family and friends.
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Shit... with my Pseudo-Wolverine healing shit goin' on? Hell no!
6) What do you think of hot dogs?
I think talking about them is making my fine ass hungry for one!
7) Favorite song?
"Raining Blood" by Slayer. Seriously, people. Listen to it and tell me it doesn't get you so pumped up you just wanna punch someone in the fucking face.
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
If Wesley or Laili are reading this? Juice or milk! If they aren't reading this? Beer.
9) Are you a virgin? If so, what's the farthest you've gone?
BWAH HAH HAAAAAH! Oh, bitch PLEASE! A virgin? ME? I've had more ass than a toilet seat, yo!
10) Do you have any piercings?
Just my tongue, but I've been considering getting my nose done.
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
None yet. Wait till I have my wedding ring, then ask again.
12) Do you like blue cheese?
I live by a simple rule of thumb. If it smells bad? Don't fucking eat it.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Not yet, knock on wood.
14) Do you have ADD?
Nah.
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
My foul fucking mouth.
16) Middle name?
Oh my GOD, I am so not telling here. If Skylar ever asks? I'll tell her. NOBODY ELSE.
17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. Holy shit, I'm getting married.
2. One vagina, Gwen. One vagina for the rest of your life.
3. But it's Skylar, so it's totally worth it.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday
1. Nothing, I'm broke.
2. Broke. You know what it means?
3. IT MEANS NO FUCKING MONEY.
20) Current worry?
Right now? I'm pretty worried about the fact that #19 is missing. Where did it go? Was it abducted? Attacked? Is it lying bloody in a ditch somewhere? Seriously people... let's go save #19.
21) Current hate right now?
Hmm. Fangy people with ridged foreheads who have a severe allergy to wood.
22.) Who are your five all-time favorite bands/performers?
1. Suicide Messiah (Their singer is totally hot.)
2. KISS
3. Faith No More
4. Danzig
5. Metallica
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Drunk and face down in my ex-girlfriend's crotch.
24) Do you play an instrument or sing?
Eh, no. I can play a few basic chords on a guitar, but nothing even approaching talent.
24a) If so, who are your five most influential singers/performers on said instrument?
Wait... 24"a"? THIS IS NUMBER 19 IN DISGUISE!
25) Who would you say are your two best friends?
Well, aside from Skylar, who's kinda obvious, I'd say Meredith and Warren.
26) Do you own slippers?
Nah, Way too diva-like for me.
27) What shirt are you wearing?
I'm rockin' a Boba Fett tee, y'all. B-Fett is King Bad-Ass.
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Skylar has satin sheets. And trust me, there are WAY funner things to do on them than sleep.
29) Can you whistle?
Yeah, but it's a pathetic, laughable whistle.
30) If you could own three things you've always wanted, what would they be?
1. Since I was a little girl, I've wanted this uber-expensive replica of Queen Gueneveire's crown this store in England sells.
2. A copy of Detective Comics #27. First appearance of Batman, yo!
3. Not to be vague, but a complete collection of every book ever written about King
Arthur.
31) Would you be a pirate?
A life of stealing, pillaging, and loose women? Sign me UP!
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
While I spit on her very existence... I find myself singing shitty Cher songs in the shower occasionally.
33) Favorite girl's name?
Skylar. Heh heh.
34) Favorite boy's name?
Arthur
35) What's in your pocket?
A couple of crumpled up dollar bills. WOO! I'm rich today!
36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Hearing a guy at school say he'd totally do that chick that sings for Suicide Messiah. I just didn't have the heart to break it to him...
37) Best bed sheets as a child?
I don't remember many of them, but I did have a pretty kick-ass set of Superfriends sheets.
38) Worst injury you've ever had?
Being stabbed in the abdomen, easily.
39) Do you love where you live?
Ehhh... I don't mind it. I think that's the best thing I could say.
40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
Unless I'm mistaken, three. One in the living room, one in Wes and Laili's room, and one in my room.
41) Who is your loudest friend?
See, this is where I totally miss Patience. She'd have been the EASY answer. None of my other friends are nearly as loud as I am...
42) How many dogs do you have?
None. I think if I owned a pet it would die a pitiful death due to accidental neglect.
43) What is your favorite TV show?
Batman: The Animated Series
44) Do you have any tattoos?
Three so far: the words "I Alone" across my stomach, the bat-symbol on the bottom-back of my neck, and a picture of Excalibur with Skylar's name engraved on the blade going down my back.
45) What is your favorite book? "The Once and Future King" by T.H. White. I've read the damned thing at least 15 times.
46) What is your favorite candy?
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
47) Favorite Sports Team?
Not really into sports..
48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Fuck Tha Police" by NWA. Cos it would be HILARIOUS.
49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Skylar.
50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
School... or sex? School.... or sex? Sorry, Wes. Sex won.
Current Mood: 
bored
Current Music: "Madhouse" by Anthrax
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